AbsurdAnce!

I am going to record a story that can be used to embarrass and humiliate me to the ends of the earth. Let us all take a moment to appreciate my bravado in committing this to the never-forgetting dark world of the internet. That too, in my own words. Here goes. It was a school day and I was back home after another set of repetitions of "Good Morniiiiiiiing Teacher" and "Thank Youuuuu Teacher". Those were the days when I thought 'Sit straight' was 'Six Rate' and 'Thorough' was 'Tharo' - something as firm as the ground (thara) - and we should learn everything 'tharoly'/firmly. Among those unalterable beliefs, was another one. There was no need to take bath everyday. Unfortunately no one else in my family shared any of those beliefs. So, on that fateful evening, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I decided to shut myself up so that they cannot make me take bath. And the ever so smart me found the perfect place to